It could be bunnies!....Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
*pauses* er, oops, wrong thing.
But indeed, I do have a theory.
The question: Why do men go for the shapeless-formless women who lack hips, boobs, an ass, thunder-thighs, etc. Or in an easier concept to grasp, women that weigh less than 140 pounds or less than an amputated leg.
The answer: Because these men have an unconcious desire for men or boys. What is a real woman? A goddess, a woman with the curve of her hip who are more than a handful to handle…but what do society and majority of men fall on their faces for? Pubescent boy-women, or, simply men-women.
Pubescent boy-women definition – a child-like woman having a boyish stature (no hips, boobs, etc) , fairly short, lacking any shape – any shape they may have very well maybe fake such as any sort of transplant; seem very frail, touch and they may crumble, hug and may cause lung failure via rib puncturing lung. (ex: Callista Flockhart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, all of the Sex and the City actresses’, and any other actress for that matter).
Men-women definition – very lilth, lanky, unusually tall, much like the cliché of an alien. ((Ever seen A.I.? That’s them)) Could very well be mistaken for an anorexic man. Normally are anorexic. If seen going to restroom right after eating, realize that they are vomiting up their meal (Same goes with the above definition). One little breeze could topple them over: Warning, if you are one of these, try not to wear heavy packs on your back, or you may never get back up; warning applies for the PBW definition as well. (ex: any model. Think Victoria Secret commercials or some fashion show)
Now that the definitions are finished with, I can continue on with why I say that men have an unconcious desire for men or boys. Simple: They had pedophilia tendencies when they fall for people under the pubescent boy-women category. They crave to touch and be with a frail, hadn’t yet developed, 9 year old boy whose voice hadn’t changed yet type. Considering that’s a ‘no-no’ or they go to jail for such actions, they center their attentions on women such as the examples written above. And because of this, society believes that this is what men want boyish women – when in fact, they want nothing more than the paperboy.
Men who fall under the ‘men-women’ category are just homosexuals still in the closet. They fear the taboo of being gay, so they hide their true selves…instead they go for a woman who could very well be a man if it wasn’t for possible fake transplants and minus the dick. These types crave the touch of a big hand, and a fairly dominant other via height etc. Add calluses and possible strap on, and the men have their dream date.
If a man really was a man they'd go for Mia Tyler instead of Liv Tyler. They'd know that hips are great fun while making love...instead of holding onto a skeleton, or the neighborhood paperboy. They'd know that receiving a hug from someone with more on them than flesh is ten times more comforting and warm.
So there it is folks, in a nutshell. The majority of the male population crave little boys and other men!
I must elaborate on this. I must study these things! This could make a could thesis for psychology. Anywho. This is my theory.
teehee. I have to give credit to Phil, a friend of mine - to whom these ideas were formed, allowing me to writing it and putting it in my own voice.